Monday, November 5, 2012

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE (1988)  

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KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE (1988)

When a small town is invaded by aliens from outer space who are capturing and killing the townspeople, no one takes them seriously. Why? The aliens all look like circus clowns, use weapons that look clown like, and all have painted on smiles. Only a few of the young people in the town realize the danger and of course no one believes them. Armed with an ice cream truck they try and rescue their friends.
Cast: Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson, John Vernon, Michael Siegel, Peter Licassi, Royal Dano, Christopher Titus. 
Directed by: Stephen Chiodo. 
Approx. Running Time: 88min. 
GENRE: MIDNIGHT MOVIES

★★☆☆☆



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Thursday, May 17, 2012

HARD ROCK ZOMBIES (1985)  

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HARD ROCK ZOMBIES (1985)

A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and Hitler, the town is a strange place but that doesn't stop the band's lead singer from falling in love with a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill the band to satisfy their lusts, Cassie calls the rockers back from the grave to save her, the town, and maybe the world!Cast: E.J. Curse, Geno Andrews, Sam Mann, Mick Manz, Lisa Toothman, Jennifer Coe, Ted Wells, Jack Bliesener, Richard Vidan, Phil Fondacaro, Crystal Shaw. Directed by: Krishna Shah.Approx. Running Time: 98min.

GENRE: MIDNIGHT MOVIES

★★☆☆☆


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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

NIGHT OF THE COMET (1984)  

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NIGHT OF THE COMET (1984)


Two girls from the Valley wake up to find that a passing comet has eradicated their world and left behind a mysterious red-dust and a pack of cannibal mutants. With the help of a friendly truck driver, the girls save the earth from a villainous "thinktank," karate chop their way through flesh-eating zombies, and, of course, find time to go to the mall.


Cast:
Robert Beltran, Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney, Sharon Farrell, Mary Woronov, Geoffrey Lewis, Peter Fox, John Achorn, Michael Bowen, Devon Ericson, Lissa Layng, Ivan E. Roth, Janice Kawaye, Chance Boyer, Andrew Boyer. Directed by: Thom Eberhardt.
Approx. Running Time: 95min.

GENRE: MIDNIGHT MOVIES
★★★★★






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Monday, April 30, 2012

CLASS OF NUKE 'EM HIGH 2: SUBHUMAN MELTDOWN (1991)  

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CLASS OF NUKE 'EM HIGH 2: SUBHUMAN MELTDOWN (1991)

Located inside the nuclear plant, Tromaville Tech is where Prof. Holt has perfected Sub-humanoids.... Living beings without emotions, who have been genetically programmed to perform menial tasks. When school reporter Roger Smith meets a beautiful subhumanoid named Victoria, they fall in love. It's too bad the creatures have a tendency to go into spontaneous meltdown. Roger is now determined to save Victoria from this messy fate, but first he'll have to face the giant mutant squirrel, Tromie, who attacks Tromaville tech in the explosive climax!
Cast:
Brick Bronsky, Lisa Gaye, Leesa Rowland, Michael Kurtz, Scott Resnick, Shelby Shepard, Jackie Moen, Robert Dawson, Phil Rivo. Directed by: Eric Louzil, Donald G. Jackson.
Approx. Running Time: 100min.

GENRE: MIDNIGHT MOVIES
★★★★☆





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Monday, December 12, 2011

RABID GRANNIES (1989)  

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RABID GRANNIES (1989)


Some relatives arrive at the grannies' mansion to grovel for a share of the inheritance. When a mysterious package is opened at dinner the two old birthday hags turn into rabid demons and start killing the guests.


Cast:
Catherine Aymerie, Caroline Braeckman, Richard Cotica, Danielle Daven, Patricia Davia, Robert Du Bois, Florine Elslande, Anne-Marie Fox, Franklin Steward Granvel, Paule Herreman, Bobette Jouret, Françoise Lamoureux. Directed by: Emmanuel Kervyn.

Approx. Running Time:
90min.


GENRE: MIDNIGHT MOVIES
★★★☆☆






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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

GHOUL SCHOOL (1990)  

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GHOUL SCHOOL (1990)

Two sniveling high school dropouts plot to rob the school janitor and accidentally release toxic chemicals into the school's water supply. The swimming team are the first ones to turn into green-faced flesh-eating zombies, and they promptly go after the rest of the present school populous, namely a duo of horror movie nerds, the members of a metal band and the world's worst basketball team.
Cast:
Joe Franklin, William Friedman, Scott Gordon, Paul Venier, Nancy Sirianni , Jackie Martling, Lori Karz, Ashley Segal, George Pezzutto, Natalie Ferrier, Scott Corizzi, Lorna Courtney, Paul Cassidy. Directed by:
Timothy O'Rawe.
Approx. Running Time: 90min.
GENRE: MIDNIGHT MOVIES

★☆☆☆☆






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TOXIC AVENGER PART III - THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE (1989)  

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TOXIC AVENGER PART III - THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE (1989)

Upon temptation from Satan himself, Melvin Junko (aka the Toxic Avenger) has visions of yuppiedom dancing in his head when he begins working for an evil Japanese conglomerate which plans to destroy the world (including Melvin's hometown) with toxic waste. When he realizes what he is doing, he becomes the mutant superhero and begins, again, his heroic crime fighting..
Cast:
Ron Fazio, John Altamura, Phoebe Legere, Rick Collins, Lisa Gaye, Jessica Dublin, Tsutomu Sekine, Michael J. Kaplan, Traci Mann, Bonnie Garvin, Karen King, Dee Dee Mancuso, Melissa Osborne, Helen Wheels, Raven Skye. Directed by: Michael Herz & Lloyd Kaufman.
Approx. Running Time: 102min.

GENRE: MIDNIGHT MOVIES
★★★☆☆






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Tuesday, November 8, 2011

BARRACUDA (1978)  

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BARRACUDA (1978)

Little coastal town is being terrorized by deadly Barracudas.


Cast:
Wayne Crawford, Jason Evers, Roberta Leighton, Cliff Emmich, William Kerwin, Bert Freed, Scott Avery, Harry Kerwin, Matt King, Bobbie Ellyne Kosstrin, Ray Michel, Robert G. Noe, David Renier, Jerry Rhodes, Rick Rhodes, Burt Richards, William Roundebush, Bob J. Shields, Dick Sterling, Denise Taylor, Leigh Walsh. Directed by:
Harry Kerwin and Wayne Crawford.

Approx. Running Time: 98min.

GENRE: MIDNIGHT MOVIES
★★☆☆☆






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HOT SPLASH (1988)  

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HOT SPLASH (1988)

In this non stop action comedy, Florida teengaers, Matt, Woody, Jimbo and Jennifer on Summer Break get ready for the International Sundek Surfing Festival with its wild parties, sun, surf and bikini bodies. But the kids have more problems than who is going to be the Sundek winner when T.J. Caruso, the local gangster, decides to recoup his smuggling losses by fixing their competition and kidnapping Jimbo, the local favourite.

Cast: Andrea Thompson, Richard Steinmetz, Jeremy Whelan, Richard Steele, Dick James, Paul Parducci, Kermit Richmond. Directed by: James Ingrassia.
Approx. Running Time: 89min.
GENRE: TEENAGE SEX FLICKS


★★★★☆




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IMDB Reviews: "Just some good T and A spread around this (...)"

Also Known As (AKA):
Kaftes diakopes sto Miami (GRE) / Hot Splash - Eine Jungfrau geht baden (GER)
Surffarit (FIN) / Mare e voglia di (ITA) / Playa Picante (ESP)


Monday, November 7, 2011

BLOOD HOOK (1986)  

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BLOOD HOOK (1986)

It's time for the annual "Muskie Madness" fishing contest, and the lake is packed with hopeful fishermen. It soon becomes apparent, however, that a psychotic serial killer has also decided to join the festivities. Although the police have determined that the killer is claiming his victims by landing them with giant fishhooks, no clear suspects can be found since everyone is using the exact same hook! What is the killer's goal? And more importantly, can the murders be stopped?Cast: Mark Jacobs, Lisa Todd, Patrick Danz, Sara Hauser, Christopher Whiting, Don Winters, Paul Drake, Bill Lowrie, Sandy Meuwissen, Dale Dunham, Paul Heckman, Don Cosgrove, Bonnie Lee. Directed by: Jim Mallon.
Approx. Running Time: 85min.

GENRE: MIDNIGHT MOVIES
★☆☆☆☆






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Sunday, November 6, 2011

FRATERNITY VACATION (1985)  

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FRATERNITY VACATION (1985)


A nerd gains the friendship of two of his frat brothers when his dad offers them his condo for the week in Palm Springs, and also offers the fraternity a hot tub and jacuzzi if they can help his son find a girl. They meet two guys from a rival fraternity, and make a bet on who can nail the Designated Babe first
.

Cast: Stephen Geoffreys, Sheree J. Wilson, Cameron Dye, Leigh McCloskey, Tim Robbins, Matt McCoy, Amanda Bearse, John Vernon. Directed by: James Frawley.

Approx. Running Time:
94min.

GENRE: TEENAGE SEX FLICKS


★★★★



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Saturday, November 5, 2011

MONSTER IN THE CLOSET (1986)  

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MONSTER IN THE CLOSET (1986)


Monster is a spoof of horror/monster films. After several people and a dog are found dead in their closets a "mild-mannered" reporter, a college professor, her son and a befuddled professor band together to uncover the mystery but not without involving the U.S. Army and mass panic.


Cast:
Donald Grant, Denise DuBarry, Claude Akins, Howard Duff, Henry Gibson, Donald Moffat, Paul Dooley, John Carradine, Jesse Whit, Frank Ashmor, Paul Walker, Stella Stevens, Kevin Peter Hall, Stacy Ferguson, Ritchie Montgomery. Directed by: Bob Dahlin.
Approx. Running Time: 90min.

GENRE: MIDNIGHT MOVIES
★★★☆☆






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ROCK 'N' ROLL NIGHTMARE (1987)  

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ROCK 'N' ROLL NIGHTMARE (1987)
At an old farmhouse, a family mysteriously dissapears at the hands of evil. Years later, hair metal band The Tritons comes to the farmhouse, whose barn now features a 24-track recording studio. Lead singer John Triton gets the band to perform their first night in the farmhouse after dinner, and weird little beasties suddenly appear, and strange things start to happen. Band members (and their tag along girlfriends) begin to act strangely and vanish one by one. Soon, only John Triton remains, and he holds a secret. Finally, the evil shows itself and a battle between heaven and hell ensues.
Cast: Jon Mikl Thor, Jillian Peri, Frank Dietz, David Lane, Teresa Simpson, Adam Fried, Denise Dicandia, Jesse D'Angelo, Rusty Hamilton, Clara Pater. Directed by: John Fasano.
Approx. Running Time: 83min.
GENRE: MIDNIGHT MOVIES
★★☆☆☆






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Friday, November 4, 2011

MONSTER HIGH (1989)  

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MONSTER HIGH (1989)


Two high school goofs steal an explosive device from another world that has been hidden on earth, and an alien named Mr. Armageddon is sent to retrieve it from them.

Cast: Dean Iandoli, Diana Frank, David Marriott, Robert Lind, Sean Haines, Doug Kerzner, Bob Cady, Susan Smeltzer, David Fuhrer, Margie Stein, Shicksah Anne Spear, Squashed Dog, Seth Weinstein, Andrew Husmann, Jeffrey 'Jiffy' Jefferson, Julie McPherson. Directed by: Rudy Poe.

Approx. Running Time:
84min.

GENRE: MIDNIGHT MOVIES

★★★☆☆






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THINKIN' BIG (1986)  

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THINKIN' BIG (1986)


This adolescent romantic comedy is set upon the beautiful Gulf Coast of Texas where five voluptuous babes and four lusty guys meet over Spring Break. All of them have a ball except the portly Pud. Despite his efforts to find good lovin', the women avoid him. He decides it's because he was shorted in the natural endowment department and so begins working to rectify the situation.

Cast: Bruce Anderson, Nancy Buechler, Darla Ralston, Kenny Sargeant, Randy Jandt, Derek Hunter, Regina Mikel, Claudia Church, April Burrage. Directed by: S.F. Brownrigg.
Approx. Running Time: 94min.
GENRE: TEENAGE SEX FLICKS

★★☆☆☆




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IMDB Reviews: "Worthless 80's teen sex comedy about some guys going to the beach and trying to get chicks (...)"

Also Known As (AKA):
Mysle, wiec jestem (POL) /
Obiettivo Bikini (ITA)


Thursday, November 3, 2011

CHOPPING MALL (1986)  

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CHOPPING MALL (1986)


A group of teenagers that work at the mall all get together for a late night party in one of the stores. When the mall goes on lock down before they can get out, The robot security system activates after a malfunction and goes on a killing spree. One by one the three bots try to rid the mall of the "Intruders". The only weapons the kids can use are the supplies in other stores. Or...if they can make it till morning when the mall opens back up.
Cast: Kelli Maroney, Tony O'Dell, Russell Todd, Karrie Emerson, Barbara Crampton, Nick Segal, John Terlesky, Suzee Slater, Paul Bartel, Mary Woronov, Dick Miller, Gerrit Graham. Directed by: Jim Wynorski.
Approx. Running Time: 78min.

GENRE: MIDNIGHT MOVIES
★★★☆☆






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TOP 10 SLASHER FLICKS OF THE 80S WITH THE HIGHEST AVERAGE BOX OFFICE GROSS OF ALL-TIME  

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#10) A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984)
Lifetime Gross / Theaters: $25,504,513



#9) HALLOWEEN II (1981)
Lifetime Gross / Theaters: $25,533,818



#8) A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE (1985)

Lifetime Gross / Theaters: $29,999,213



#7) FRIDAY THE 13th: FINAL CHAPTER (1984)
Lifetime Gross / Theaters: $32,980,880



#6) CHILD'S PLAY (1988)
Lifetime Gross / Theaters: $33,244,684



#5) PSYCHO II (1983)
Lifetime Gross / Theaters: $34,725,000




#4) FRIDAY THE 13TH: PART III (1982)
Lifetime Gross / Theaters: $36,690,067



#3) FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980)
Lifetime Gross / Theaters: $39,754,601



#2) A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS (1987)
Lifetime Gross / Theaters: $44,793,222



#1) A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER (1988)
Lifetime Gross / Theaters: $49,369,899



Wednesday, November 2, 2011

ALLNIGHTER, THE (1987)  

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ALLNIGHTER, THE (1987)



Molly, Val and Gina are graduating college, but on their final night, frustrations are aired. Molly is still looking for real love and Val is beginning to doubt if that is what she's found. Gina is too busy videotaping everything to really notice. When the final party at Pacifica College kicks off, things don't go exactly as planned.

Cast: Susanna Hoffs, Dedee Pfeiffer, Joan Cusack, James Shanta, Michael Ontkean, Pam Grier, Phil Brock, Kaaren Lee, Janelle Brady. Directed by: Tamar Simon Hoffs.

Approx. Running Time:
108min.

GENRE: TEENAGE SEX FLICKS

★★




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IMDB Reviews:
"... And you thought your dorm was a blast! (...)"


Also Known As (AKA):
Allnighter - Uma Noite de Loucuras (BRA) / La Noche De La Graduación (SPA)
Na Cala Noc (POL) / Nachtschwärmer (GER) / To Party Tis Hronias (GRE)
Una Notte Da Ricordare (ITA)

COMPUTER BEACH PARTY (1988)  

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COMPUTER BEACH PARTY (1988)

Greedy locals are trying to turn some beach property into a tourist attraction, and a computer expert sets out to use is knowledge of computers, along with the help of several local "beach bunnies", to stop them..

Cast: Stacey Nemour, Hank Amico, André Chimène, Hunter Vail, Rich Brakedale, Randall Oliver, Panther. Directed by: Gary Troy.

Approx. Running Time:
97min.

GENRE: TEENAGE SEX FLICKS




★★




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IMDB Reviews: "It was obviously one of those "80's sex teen comedy" movies (...)"

Also Known As (AKA):
Strandfieber (GER)



Friday, October 7, 2011

SEX LESSONS FROM 80S TEEN MOVIES  

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As a child of the 80s perhaps the most valuable life lessons were learned thanks to the weekly section of our local video store. The combination of the “five weeklies for five dollars” deal and a truly lacklustre ratings system provided some memorable entertainment during the school holidays. My rather sheltered existence in the eastern suburbs was irrevocably shaken with visions of a much raunchier reality than life in Clayton ever offered.

Under the guise of family comedies, films such as Weird Science, Breakfast Club and Teen Wolf

My prepubescent brain understood one key ideal of the coming years, everyone over 14 wants to get laid, big time. This will be my main aim in life and how to achieve this seemed clearly laid out in these films with seemingly foolproof simplicity. Unfortunately reality proved otherwise.

The following are the most valuable sex lessons I learnt from '80s films. In hindsight they presented a confused and irrelevant reality where dancing was a guaranteed way of getting laid and being weird was just a special form of individual expression. The practical application of these guiding principles resulted in my early teenage years becoming a very lonely and awkward existence.

I blame Kevin Bacon.

Lesson #1: Dancing is the only way to pick up the ladies.
The escapades of Kevin Bacon in Footloose clearly demonstrate that the only way to be cool is to dance. Novice dancers take note, it’s not just any dancing but the angry variety that yields best results. For further evidence proving the veracity of this lesson I present Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.
began to shape my notions of sex and sexuality. Admittedly John Hughes is perhaps not the most knowledgeable source on the matter but he painted a somewhat confusing and alluring landscape of the teenage years to come.



Lesson #2: Body hair will not get you laid if it covers your entire body.
As Michael J Fox demonstrates, it’s not just enough to have the best hair of the eighties but only through excessive amounts of body hair will you all but be guaranteed of getting it on with the school hottie. Anything less will be ridiculed and if you are ever in the vicinity of a school shower watch out for Emilio Estevez and his butt taping antics. Following on from the previous lesson, if you are wolf like and can dance not only will all your sexual desires come true but you’ll earn the respect of your classmates.



Lesson #3: Beware the false comfort of cybersex.
In Weird Science, Wyatt and Gary use their Commodore 64 to create a woman that will fulfil their sexual desires and lose that pesky virginity. The end result is a series of embarrassing antics that keeps their virginity well intact. The lesson, as relevant then as it is today, whether doing it through a computer or to a computer cybersex doesn’t count as sex.



Lesson #4: Lock the door. For God’s sake, lock the door.
As Judge Reinhold learned in Fast Times at Ridgemont High before any contemplation of self pleasure make sure the doors are locked. There’s no getting over trauma of that variety.



Lesson #5: To fall in love, you don’t need to have a single thing in common.
As was proven beyond all doubt by Pretty in Pink and Sixteen Candles, true love doesn’t require conversation or even common interests. The only thing that matters is that you can share longing looks, this is the bedrock of everlasting love.



Lesson #6: Open hostility wins the prettiest girl at school every time.
A strange one even at the time but Judd Nelson is a wise role model as his constant verbal abuse towards Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club seems to bear fruit. After tear inducing insults covering everything from looks, sexual experience and social class during Saturday detention, they end the day with a passionate smooch.



Lesson #7: When you’re a teenager, virginity is a disease that must be eradicated like German measles.
Perhaps the most important lesson of them all. It seems whether you are Anthony Michael Hall, John Cusack, Molly Ringwald or Ally Sheedy being a virgin was presented as something to be ashamed of. If '80s film have taught us anything it is that teenage life will be a seemingly never ending journey to remove this scarlet letter. Oh how right they were.



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